To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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