Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Life is so much better after having sex.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.