Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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