Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
