PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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