i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
