What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you win again, gameday.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.