ADVERTISEMENT

• (845): View more from New York

  Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

  Fav 9 1461 909

  share tweet
  

• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?

  Fav 19 3640 1096

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (256): View more from Alabama

  I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

  Fav 31 1432 9980

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.

  Fav 28 1918 4957

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (845): View more from New York

  For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail

  Fav 6 4456 819

  share tweet
  

• (859): View more from Kentucky

  let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.

  Fav 23 5327 1100

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

  Fav 13 4677 1491

  share tweet
  

• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I think there was chlamydia in those woods.

  Fav 5 913 2563

  share tweet
  

• (661): View more from California

  u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom

  Fav 10 3692 1231

  share tweet
  
• 

  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours

  Fav 5 3053 1130

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.

  Fav 9 852 1642

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?

  (1-919): View more from North Carolina

  An artistic expression of her stupidity.

  Fav 1 968 575

  share tweet
  

• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.

  Fav 4 480 836

  share tweet
  

• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.

  Fav 13 726 993

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (804): View more from Virginia

  stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.

  Fav 0 127 63

  share tweet
  

Randomize