Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She's the barista slut.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great