oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
