There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
