I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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