I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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