break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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