It's like God shit irony all over that family
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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