i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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