Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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