did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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