who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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