I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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