Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
