My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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