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I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again