17 year olds will be the death of me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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