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• (760): View more from California

  i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.

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  Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.

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