i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.