Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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