that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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