So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize