I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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