Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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