Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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