nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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