it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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