The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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