My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i believe in u and ur pee
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