question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Can I color on your dick again?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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