The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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