Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
ugly people sure do ruin things
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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