I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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