Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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