i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
