I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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