That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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