How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.