With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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