Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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