we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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