Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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