Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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