I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
