My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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