I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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