Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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