But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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