Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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