The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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