Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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