Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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