you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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