is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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